February 2010
Chennai museum
I was visiting the Chennai Government Museum with a particular interest in the anthropological and Tamil Nadu traditional handicrafts, which from the website, promised to be absorbing.
The Museum was moved to its current premises in 1851, built by the Pantheon Committee, an elite British group, dedicated to ‘to improving the social life of expatriates in the city’.
Well! If you think that museums are dusty uninteresting places, in this case you would be right: some of the display cases sported more topsoil than my furniture after the great dust storm of ‘09! It is not until after I paid the special foreigners entry fee + extra for my camera that I discover that the anthropological gallery is closed for renovations and that the ‘Tamil Nadu handicrafts’ consist of a motley collection of badly curated and attributed works of art – mostly paintings of dubious quality , including heroically sized portraits of an assortment of past British governors, ambassadors etc. The glossy pamphlet I had received with my entrance fee gave a map of the site of some 8 or 9 buildings, but absolutely no legend, so it was less than useless. I did however discover the bronze gallery with its wonderful collection of Vaishnavite, Saivite, Buddhist and Jain bronzes. On the path to the bronze gallery, a man, 40ish and wearing garishly coloured western clothes, approached and asked me from which country I come: a not uncommon occurrence here. After a very brief exchange of words, he then declared that he ‘dreally likes’ me. Given the brevity of our meeting (we are talking seconds, not minutes!), and given that I can no longer be considered drop-dead gorgeous (in truth, never was), I theorise that the main attraction may be my pale skin and that this fellow is suffering from a hangover from the time of British rule, when generations were trained to consider pale skin as exotic and somehow superior (this theory, sadly is borne out in the numerous advertisements for skin lightening products on sale and advertised widely in India). I thank him and quickly move on to see the bronzes.
Bronze casting is a traditional artform of Tamil Nadu, and the artisans claim direct descent from Vishwakarma, the divine architect. It is a highly skilled and labourious craft requiring special tools to create delicate icons in the the lost wax method. The darkened gallery is crowded with showcases holding precious statues of the various gods in elegant and meaningful positions, most of which unfortunately is lost on me as there are no didactics to guide the inquisitive.
Bronze gesture
Suddenly, I am overtaken by tidal waves of school children, many of whom take the opportunity to practice their two sentences of English (“How are you?” and “What is your country?”), which is two sentences more than I have of Tamil. They are great kids & I don’t mind at all and after a while, I find them more interesting than the bronzes as I have started to become glazed over with the sheer number of gods in this small space and a low level of oxygen. I am standing flattened against the back wall to allow the flow of kids to pass when a man steps forward & shakes my hand. Thinking at first that he is a teacher attached to the students, I accept his greeting when I realise that this is the man from the pathway again, and this time he insists that he ’dreally, dreally likes’ me with what I think was intended to be a seductive waggle of the eyebrows. I am guessing that this is meant to be some sort of invitation which I am not at all inclined to accept, so quickly lose myself in the tsunami of kids which is still moving through the galley and get washed through the doors out into the sunlight, never to see my admirer again. He probably dreally likes some other pink lady by now.
Back on terra firma, I sit under a shade tree and do a little texting to a friend when I am psychically aware of being watched from behind. I turn to find three intense young faces very close behind me (part of the tidal wave) watching my every move and no doubt amused at my texting skills. They grin as we shake hands and they practice the 2 sentences again, then I play the high5 game where we high5 a couple of times, then I pull out indicating that they are way too strong for me….great giggles all around. The ice is broken & I am surrounded by all the kids – two bus loads of them and their teachers… we take photos of each other before they all pile into their coaches to return to their village near Kodaikanal over 500km and 10 hours away. With grinning brown faces and waving brown arms from the bus windows, they disappear down the road. I dreally dreally like them!